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Shit My Dog Makes Me Carry Tote Bag

Shit My Dog Makes Me Carry Tote Bag

Regular price $14.99
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Let's face it, you carry a lot of things for your dog. Treats, poop bags, a favorite toy or ball, and maybe even a brush. 

This tote bag is just what you need. Shit my dog makes me carry.

These simply designed canvas tote bags will be the shopping bag you reach for time and time again. They are roomy enough to hold all your essentials but not so large that you feel like you're lugging a suitcase around.

Made from lightweight cotton canvas, they are not only durable but both classic and trendy.

A portion of your purchase is donated to help dogs in need at local animal shelters.

  • Natural canvas color (off-white)
  • 100% cotton canvas
  • Dimensions: 14 ½” x 15 ½”
  • Dual 22” handles
  • The quote is printed on one side


Free standard shipping for US orders $50 or more*

Processing time is 3-5 business days.

Standard shipping is 4-10 business days.

For faster shipping, upgrade at checkout.


*Free shipping is only for the contiguous 48 states

Return policy


We fully stand behind our products but we understand that sometimes a product isn't 100% what you had in mind. Because of this, we offer a refund or exchange within 14 days of purchase as long as the product is unused.

An unused product is one that is in its original packaging and unwashed.

If you would like to start the return process please contact me at 

Refunds (if applicable)

Once your return is received and inspected, we will send you an email to notify you that we have received your returned item and will also let you know of the approval or rejection of your refund. (It's rare that your refund will be rejected.)

If your refund is approved, then you will receive a full refund minus the cost of return shipping, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within a few days.

Late or missing refunds (if applicable)

If you haven’t received a refund yet, first contact your credit card company or bank. There is often some processing time before a refund is posted.

If you’ve done all of this and you still have not received your refund yet, please contact us at

Sale items

Sale items may be returned or refunded unless stated otherwise. In most cases, sale items are a final sale.


If you need to exchange your item send us an email at

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The place for crazy dog moms

We create products for you, the crazy dog mom, to give you and your dog a better life. From dog treats made only with ingredients that actually benefit your dog. To ultra soft t-shirts for you to brag about your dog mom status.

  • 10% of profits are donated to local rescues

  • We only use natural ingredients

  • All packaging is recyclable and eco conscious

  • Free US shipping on orders $50+